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发表于 2006-4-12 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式

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8 v8 }$ x3 J7 f# U4. Love the neighbor. But don\'t get caught.
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; ^' C/ E* J( M) b  H8. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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* p, G+ F+ c2 s/ c* m, k/ z& g1 @9. Never put off the work till tomorrow
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14.\"Hard work never killed anybody.\" But why take the risk?
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$ v3 U- E( Z$ h! J5 }19. The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget.
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发表于 2006-4-12 15:11 | 显示全部楼层
7. The wise never marry,
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' f1 r+ K. D' R" Y# C. E" v8 lahaha this one is funny.

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发表于 2006-4-12 20:58 | 显示全部楼层
经典 顶!
当我们拿花送给别人时,首先闻到花香的是我们自己;当我们抓起泥巴想抛向别人时,首先弄脏的也是我们自己的手。一句温暖的话,就像往别人身上洒香水,自己也会沾到两三滴。因此,要时时心存好意,脚走好路,身行好事。 本人意见仅供参考[/SIZE][/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR]:)

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发表于 2006-4-13 01:33 | 显示全部楼层
“Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.”:d
古人曰:忠、孝、义、勇、信、德、诚、容、仁 一种语言的空间分布是衡量一个文化集团命运的尺子。如果该文化集团兴旺发达,则其使用的语言就会在地理范围上不断扩大,反之,则会缩小,甚至终于灭绝。

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发表于 2006-4-13 01:34 | 显示全部楼层
很可爱的言论,我最喜欢这句:\"Your future depends on your dreams.\" So go to sleep
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[CENTER]分离不代表忘却而是更想念 这算承诺还是诅咒?[/CENTER]

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我最喜欢:Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours! : s9 H5 E. h, R; L# R' G. _
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