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1. Money is not everything. There\'s MasterCard & Visa.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE]% ^! [2 G; H, E ^6 O
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2. One should love animals. They are so tasty. [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE]# H, N5 x- e3 j; I* H! p! n
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3. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE]6 ^% Q- `4 B# m
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8 v8 }$ x3 J7 f# U4. Love the neighbor. But don\'t get caught. [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE]0 |+ ?( F6 O. m2 n
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5. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE]
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And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE]* \3 M" @- ^5 X2 h( J
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4 S/ m# i# d, D! U6. Every man should marry. After all, [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE]2 O( U, G& c, Z, a3 D8 q0 t
Happiness is not the only thing in life. [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE], w& Z" o$ E- A
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d( L, S" a# V7. The wise never marry, [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE]( q' q! c# i6 b' N4 E t2 A
And when they marry they become otherwise. [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE]* X. a* X/ V# Z; Y4 \% F% {" Z
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; ^' C/ E* J( M) b H8. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE]
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* p, G+ F+ c2 s/ c* m, k/ z& g1 @9. Never put off the work till tomorrow [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE]
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- ?$ P7 X# e' I- c; d10. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE]
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Accidents in backseats cause children. [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE]1 j1 s. Z# b8 A
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8 }! B+ e1 J- P# [6 j12.\"Your future depends on your dreams.\" So go to sleep. [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE]
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13. There should be a better way to start a day [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE]
Y# {/ S: D# T: \/ Y9 r/ ~# zThan waking up every morning. [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE]
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14.\"Hard work never killed anybody.\" But why take the risk? [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE]# t1 c- O, p7 K9 g- ]/ f7 K
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% ?/ c( t5 ~1 V9 s2 e4 q2 T15.\"Work fascinates me.\" I can look at it for hours! [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE]
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16.God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE]
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1 `$ J$ q/ I) M+ O& S17. When two\'s company, three\'s the result! [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE]
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18. A dress is like a barbed fence. [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE] s0 ]: l/ i/ \8 S& f. O
It protects the premises without restricting the view.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE]
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$ v3 U- E( Z$ h! J5 }19. The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget. [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE]. w$ |: E& r- z( H h4 f9 B
The more you forget, the less you know. [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE]So why bother to learn.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE]$ {& v2 ~, R& z
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% m$ p& {% `/ Q1 X% P ^20. Love me, feed me, and never leave me.
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