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1. Money is not everything. There\'s MasterCard & Visa.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE]
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3. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE]
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+ i: q4 D1 t) I: n- g4. Love the neighbor. But don\'t get caught. [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE]
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5. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE]) ?4 m8 W2 Q2 Y% y- }2 G. A
6 G3 k& {- M' g1 r QAnd behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE]' _9 V+ E' c& f* `
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8. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE]4 Q0 L8 c, r' a# G
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9. Never put off the work till tomorrow [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE]
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/ n C# Q0 I$ a5 O10. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE]1 c7 T9 T& ] f
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3 |- q. ]# l6 a, ~4 Q11. Children in backseats cause accidents. [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE]
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1 J. {: |" \ R# P v I12.\"Your future depends on your dreams.\" So go to sleep. [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE]: ]0 j% |5 t0 E
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14.\"Hard work never killed anybody.\" But why take the risk? [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE]( _/ `& k8 _/ S* V8 `! I
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# n4 B" t; @% U8 Z- i15.\"Work fascinates me.\" I can look at it for hours! [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE]
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16.God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE]
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17. When two\'s company, three\'s the result! [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE]
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18. A dress is like a barbed fence. [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE]
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' s: l/ G; N3 n$ p19. The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget. [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE]
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当我们拿花送给别人时，首先闻到花香的是我们自己；当我们抓起泥巴想抛向别人时，首先弄脏的也是我们自己的手。一句温暖的话，就像往别人身上洒香水，自己也会沾到两三滴。因此，要时时心存好意，脚走好路，身行好事。
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